I agreed to give this person all my gold....


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Him: I feel loved now. -pets the minion-

Me: Minion.. that's right.. not a secret double agent for the Walrus Gang.. Minion..

Him: Noooooo!!!! Traitor! No Walruses! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!!!

Me: I.. I did love you, but the Walrus leader offered me more than you ever could! Cake, Sharpies, A trip to Iraq.. and what have YOU done for me?? I had no choice but to change sides..

Him: How could you!? I LOVED YOU! I GAVE YOU ALL I HAD! I EVEN MADE CUPCAKES THIS MORNING!

Me: Sometimes cupecakes aren't good enough. But I'm willing to give you a scond chance, if you will finally admit to me.. You WERE Drinking Milk on the night of January 29th! WE BOTH KNOW IT'S TRUE!

Him: Ok ok it's true! I did drink the milk! I'm sorry! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THERE WAS A ROLL OF TAPE IN IT!

Me: *Sigh* The truth comes out. But I guess I have to forgive you.. for I also have a secret to tell.
>.>
<.<
I'm a Man.

Him: And I have a secret... I'm a woman.

Me: It's like we were mean to be!! Will you accept my Foot in marriage? (after I got my hands bitten off by that ninja.. I had to move all my rings to my toes..)

Him: I would happily take your foot in marriage! We can have a purple wedding!
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There was more, but I was too wrapped up in it to remember to save ^^. Let's just say I chose my best man, and he almost got eaten by my "aunt"eater.