I STILL Have a headache. Day 6, dammit.

Step right up to view the amazing 5-day headache! That's it? You ask.. just some ordinary headache? Nosiree! This headache is BONA-FIDE Unkillable! Give it any kind of medicine.. Ibuprofin, Alive, Advile, Sudafed, Some Crazy extra strength stuff.. one pill.. two pills.. THREE Pills- IT DOESN'T MATTER! This increadible phenominon just will NOT die! Found in the depths of the back of Phillipa's head, this beast waits domant while it's host doesn't move, especially after just waking up in the morning. It watches, waits and plots until its time to strike. a cough, a sneeze, turning a corner the wrong way.. and BAM! it attacks, causing the host to stop whatever she was doing, cringe and hold her head. Yes ladies and gentlemen, this headach is the most incredible thing you will see in your lifetime..

Would anyone like to take it off my hands?